A farmer was lifting his pig up to a tree to eat an apple growing there.
A passerby saw him doing this and said,
“Why don’t you take a bunch of apples and put them near his snout? It will save time!”
“You dummy,” sneered the farmer,
“Pigs don’t care about time!”

有个农夫把他的猪举起来，让它吃得到树上的苹果。
一位路人看到了就说：「你干嘛不摘下那些苹果，直接喂给猪吃？这样比较省时间！」
结果那位农夫嗤之以鼻说：「你真笨！猪又没时间概念！」