Boy: May I hold your hand? 　　Girl: No thanks,it isn't heavy. 　　Boy: Can I buy you a drink? 　　Girl: Actually I'd rather have the money. 　　Boy: Is this seat empty? 　　Girl: Yes,and this one will be if you sit down. 　　Boy: Haven't I seen you some place before? 　　Girl: Yes.That's why I won't go there anymore. 　　Boy: I'd like to call you.Your number? 　　Girl: It's in the phone book. 　　Boy: Hi,didn't we go on dates before? Once or twice? 　　Girl: Must've been once.I never make the same mistake twice. 　　Girl: If we become engaged, will you give me a ring? 　　Boy: Sure,what's your telephone number? 　　Girl: I think the poorest people are the happiest. 　　Boy: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.

[发布者：qiuyu]

相关阅读：  ·考研“钉子户”的那些事  ·兰州大学2013年硕士研究生招收复试办法  ·中山大学美女成辽宁号首位女博士军官(图)  ·穷学生放弃读研 借贷创业坐拥千万家产  ·优秀博士培养困境：老师只顾跑钱 学生无好榜样     网友评论:(只显示最新5条。评论内容只代表网友观点，与本站立场无关！) 文明上网，理性评论: 中立 好评 差评 表情: 用户:密码: 验证码: 匿名? 发表评论 最新评论 进入详细评论页>>